You’re not counting the Caribbean. No way we beat Cuba. Or Jamaica. Or, like, St. Kitts.

The government cannot “take” your money. They already own it. The bank that lent it to your boss to pay you with borrowed it from them, and they don’t even want the whole thing back! Look how much of their money the government is letting you keep- a tax rate below 100% is a fucking gift.

You’d literally only have to get 20 words into the Constitution to get to the part where it is, in fact, the government’s job to make sure people don’t die of preventable diseases or starve. Comes right after the part where it’s their job too make sure we don’t get re-colonized. Don’t get high and mighty about the…

Trolling? Yeah, a lot of people seem to think so, but at least they have some amount of creativity, or at least follow-through. You’re just repeatedly saying you’ll take your ball and go home without actually having something to do other than keep replying. Bo-ring. Au revoir,  Felicia

 That’s why men invented calculators

The fact that you can feel smug about knowing how to use a message board is staggering. Are you 12?

Ooh, chills. Nice one.

It’s true, they love it, but always look over their shoulder before taking a hit. Literally. You’re white, you’re from here, and you’re inside! Nobody cares!

Not everyone who disagrees with you agrees with each other. Socialists are not anarchists are not pirates. Your ideology is not special. It is not “central,” nor does it serve to conserve or to liberate or do any other goddamn thing for society that any other couldn’t. You’re just another self-satisfied white guy.…

Lol. We have way more nukes than that. 900 is just the number we have ready to go at a phone calls’s notice.

We’re a little less hit for fossil fuels here in the northeast after the now-annual sea surge/snowmaggedon/other climate change-related disasterette. Is fraking cheaper than sea walls around New York harbor? I guess we’ll see

Yeah because that worked so well under Nixon

You know somebody had to write the bill, yeah? They probably have an inkling of what it contains, and demonstrably left a great deal out of the summary.

Shew me a dollar. Whose name and superscription hath it?

Shew me a dollar. Whose name and superscription hath it?

I worked in politics for a decade and I promise you, neither hearts nor minds have ever been won by a political party in this country since maybe Nixon, probably FDR, but arguably fucking Lincoln

Dude, Trump/Russia wouldn’t have been headline news if he’d lost. That’s silly. If Donald Trump, non-president, had been involved with some shady real estate dealings with foreign dictators involving him not super knowing what the internet is you’d click, laugh, and move on with your life. We know this because we all…

“Ignorant, gullible people totally flocked to my candidate” isn’t exactly the BEST political narrative I’ve heard this year, and the bar is set pretty low there

 Posting “well, I get the last laugh!” isn’t getting the last life. If you wanna pack up your toys and go home, be my guest, the grownups are taking.

It’s peopple’s breathless over a writer for a children’s magazine that is being ridiculed here. Someone who reminds teenagers to read the paper is a good citizen, not a superhero.

Hillary is a dead end because the election was more than a yeast ago