How dare you talk about abortion as a women's issue, etc.

This is an excellent argument against sitting at a lunch counter that won't have you, too. Hell if I even want to know what food at Woolworth's in the 50's tasted like, but damn if I'd take it lying down if somebody told me I couldn't if I did.

No, it's calling a spade a spade. You can't make rational arguments about bigotry. You can do little more than push it outside the sphere of acceptable discourse.

The President of Iran is not the Head of State, despite the name and how much attention the last guy attracted.

It's not an act. She really is a very sexy kindergartener.

It's a way of saying someone is being as whiny as a rape victim over your hilariously offensive jokes for no reason. Like, actually.

Man, I love living in the future. When did they start letting Australians out again?

America, on behalf of all decent people, I would like to commend and applaud you for not using blackface in a place where I can see it this morning. Fuck it, let's go for two days in a row! You can do it! We can do it! We'll hold your hand as you make that giant leap into 1938!

That part is racist, yeah, but this is FOR THE MOST PART the best thing one could hope for when white girls dress up as "gang members" for a goof. Progress, people! Obama's America!

Oh, so she just didn't want to have sex. I thought it was rape or something. Thanks for clearing that up.

Tell your dad to get his sexist-ass shit together and stop feeling sorry for bigots.

Holy shit, I would watch the fuck out of a Juche RomCom.

if I want to offend a woman I can do it without racing around opening doors all night.

I want the Body of Christ

I want men to be able to wear dresses to work without changing their name.

oh, that is the rankest horseshit.

This would have more to do with, you know, medicine than food science.

Yes, because human beings can be allergic to cilantro. We're talking about MSG.

20 years ago, almost no one had heard of gluten free, and now it's everywhere.