crash3po
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that truck looks like it wouldn’t be too put off by the sidewalk either!

Look, I get it. Someone comes to you at work with a problem, and they didn’t even try to solve it? Then yeah, you tell them to find a solution. But to expect Internet Commenter Guy to have a solution for a huge, incredibly nuanced problem that’s been plaguing our USA for, oh, all of its existence?

Nope.  That’s what freedom looks like. Don’t like it? Move to Russia. 

*yawn*

He did say “please” first. Threatening death is just the next step from being polite.

Cop 1: Ugh these assholes are blocking us.

440 horsepower, 17,550-pound truck,

You see! The unarmed protestors are not afraid even with our battle-proven armored vehicles! How brazen! We need something more intimidating. Can we get some surplus M1A1 Main Battle tanks included as part of the next year’s budget, chief? I heard that tactic worked real well in China in the 80s LOL

All lives matter. Equally.

Is it possible to defend Mr. Maviglio here without being banned? All these one-sided comment sections are so dreary. A vibrant commentariat ought to welcome pragmatic moderate commenters who are willing to argue on behalf of Mr Maviglio, who is, after all, squarely within the mainstream of the Democratic Party.

Yeah I'm not so sure about these. Even all of Texas ordering crawfish seems unlikely. 

They always do that with lists like this and I always find it misleading and useless. Though a list telling me that every state ordered pizza the most wouldn’t be very interesting either I guess.

I call bullshit on South Carolina ordering sushi the most as well. Outside of Charleston, it might as well be Alabama.

Those and naan being the most popular in Wyoming result in me completely discounting this entire list.

Michigan is “bubble tea?”  you’ve gotta be shittin’ me. 

Color me skeptical that Wyoming is ordering in a shit-ton of naan.

This is just more proof that Yelp is totally useless as a real-world representation of anything.

I’ve been to both Indiana (Poke Bowls) and Wisconsin (Pad Thai) and there is no way on earth Hoosiers and Cheese Heads are ordering those things in abundance.