"Audi is known for teasing us with forbidden fruit wagons we don't get in the US"

Look man, you wanna pick a fight with a Suzuki SX4, that's your business. I'd prefer not to play with fire.

I've driven seven different 100 hp cars, so collectively....?

Food-Shaped vehicles. The Wienermobile has had the corner on the market for far too long.

Not caring about brown? What am I, a monster?

We need some COOL 4 door convertibles again...

With all the electronic control systems out there, there is a severe market limitation to vehicles with an actual 4WD transfer case. And quite a few don't have a 4wd Low range either. Off the top of my head, the only ones I can think of are the Toyota 4-Runner, Land Crusier, FJ Crusier , the Jeep Wrangler, Grand…

That's the issue, its hard to give up that room, even the AWD sienna has run flats because they had already ceded too much cargo space for the rear diff to fit a spare.

The ute.

RWD diesel manual wagons, in brown.

They really are quite good, and not just for the money.

The Fiat 500 Abarth. It looks awesome, sounds like an angel gargling gravel, and drives the trousers off of most cars in its class. America? Meh.

It should be "defecation". Sorry.

I <3 u guys but goddamn...

I'd rather live with a few boogers underneath my seat than have to pay $20,000 to have the privilege of flicking the first one. :)

Buy something you can afford?

You can't tell at all...

If I'm sitting in traffic I want to sit in the back, reclined, and with Jeeves driving. So..... Hyundai Equus, there I said it, flame suit on!!