@GoSpeedRacistGo: Did you happen to be playing with Raji and Matthews coming after you like a pack of crazed dogs?

@FriendlyFloyd: Lord knows I'll never forget Tomlinson's many brushes with the law. Like that time he... wait no. Or that other time when... that thing happened. Damn, that wasn't him. Well one time he... um...

@Billy Clyde Puckett: Actually last year wasn't really a blowout. A few late TDs upped the final margin, but with their backup QB Texas managed to have the ball with a chance to take the lead late in the 4th.

@Brotherford B. Hayes: Not against defense. On the contrary, I admire both teams defensive efforts (minus Oregon's tackling on the last drive).

@MaverickIsAirborne: He probably realizes that Stanford football is maxed out and can only go down from here, while his empire at Boise can go on a lot longer.

@Billy Clyde Puckett: A game which barely beat the halftime over under. It was close, but it was also sloppy and underwhelming.

Its pretty simple, Barry: college football's biggest prizes are awarded based on voter perception, and voters are biased and lazy. The best way to ensure that your conference (and by extension, your team when given the oppourtunity) is given the plum bowl games, awards, tv contracts, best recruits and top rankings is…

So KSK was wrong this whole time. Rex is actually into Pussyfooting, not Pussytubing.

@BigPhillyMan: How dare you sir! The one Christmas movie that shows kids as the greedy, mean, snot nosed little bastards they are without any sort of attempt at an uplifting message! 24 hours? I say 24 days would be more fitting!

@Penny Hardaway's Rookie Card: You don't think she'll be clued in after that last time you bought popcorn at the movies?

@MaverickIsAirborne: How does Krugman ever find the time to write into the funbag? Polishing that Nobel Prize must be a full time job.

@Captain_Lou: I could give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he meant that he can't find a bulk discount for jerky, but my exoperience tells me that's not true.

@Red Ned: You don't think left wing "kooks" get ridiculed when they speak up? Not that I think there's anything kooky about your example, since its something that does have factual basis and has been observed by plenty of non-famous lefties, not to mention the setting is completely different.

@Interior_League: Magic of Google (first vid that came up)

@HughJackmanOffForCandy: That seems like a pretty solid excuse to me.

The concern is that ESPN will use the site as an excuse not to cover women's sports in its main broadcast

I think the human versus the three deer would be a dud, because the deer would just constantly run away from the human, because deer are fucking cowards.

@zenneth: Ya I kinda figured that was implied with in the "win" rule.

@Liberace: I think you're confused. Ray Lewis is the guy who jumps on piles. Seau is the guy who swears off fighting and then quickly rejoins on the other side.

@Why So Egregious?: Well done. Not sure how I missed that.