@JohhnyDamage: Take another knee, and UCLA takes another time out.

@JohhnyDamage: Why let the other team take a knee and run the clock out when you can be a dick and call timeouts in a vain effort to make your loss look better?

Of course not, but in an 4, 8 or 16 playoff, how many more teams are going to get left out.

@Greek McPapadopoulos: Can't advance an onside kick unless its muffed by the receiving team.

@DrDoof: Impossible. The clock was running as soon as the ball was signaled ready for play. Which is why their attempt to run a play failed.

They don't have any money left to throw.

@BruschisBrewsky: I think you meant Ray Lewis. Merriman does a lots of stupid shit but a pile jumper he's not.

@sir_pantsalot: Actually I think the point of this was that neither has class, yet somehow Jordan managed to convince a lot of people that he did for a long time. #bookexcerptsthatdontsuck

@ArkansasFred: The could probably forgive him for those things.

@BruschisBrewsky: The fact that they couldn't hit a shot is why they lost. They were up 15 with 10 minutes left, then went ice cold.

@I Like Cheap Beer: You left out "discharge of bodily fluid" #dansnyder

Is it like some girl power type thing where women rise up and gather attention for only the type of cancer that they can get?

@Steve U: @Steve U: Agreed. Richest country in the history of the world and we can't get Honduras to let us broadcast a match. Can't we invoke the Monroe Doctrine or something?

@Beer-Fart: 01:46 PM

So the Chargers suck because they don't keep the Steelers out of the Super Bowl. And they also suck because one time they kept the Steelers out of the Super Bowl.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Ironically I am almost never a Simmons apologist, especially on football matters since I think he's out of his depth on the subject. I also generally agree that those who listen to the fans usually end up sitting with them.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: You're shocked - shocked! that Simmons wrote something stupid and refuses to acknowledge it?

As I understand it, the fans in Houston didn't want Bush, they wanted Young. Despite his insanity/mediocrity, Young actually took a team to the playoffs.

Even though the public funding aspect of new stadiums is bullshit, I give Baltimore credit for building this thing for a mere $110 million. Even in 1992 dollars that's a fucking steal.

@NightElfMohawk: Are there any favorable comparisons to Fred Durst?