So I guess they blur out any guys scoring over there, huh?

I will be that guy that shows no sorrow. The impacts of this storm are about to turn the lives of thousands of people upside down. Its hard to mourn someone actively putting themselves in danger’s path.

The game was so long that Ramirez resorted to prayer. “Dear God, if we are meant to win this game, please just give me a sign.”

When asked what his game plan would be after the 18th inning, manager John Farrell smiled wryly and said, “Just watch.”

“No need to be so dramatic. Just take the L and keep it moving.”

Its really pissing me off that Lonzo seems to be a level headed, non-bullshitting,well performing player. It wouldve been so much easier to hate the whole family.

I fear this may not get the love it deserves on a Friday afternoon, so here’s a bunch more stars

Needless flexing of authority, wild overreaction to immigrant, old and miserable.

Thank goodness. We were all worried that you’d find new soccer stories to misreport.

In the old days you used to hustle to first base on routine outs rather than laying down in the dirt like a child.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

It reminds me of that time Mike Tyson fought Secretariat in international waters.

88 rec for 1214 yards in his last season in Detroit, and you, Mr. Angry Internet Tough Guy, think he was half-assing things.

While Calvin was in Detroit the Lions went 54-90, which obviously points to an endemic team problem instead of just one player, never mind their best player.

On one hand, maybe the Lions decades upon decades of persistent futility and mismanagement in the face of salary caps and parity could all just be a sham and it’s really Megatron’s laziness and shitty play (and Barry Sanders’ before him) that has doomed the Lions. Maybe you’re right.

Ah yes, it was one of the best receivers in the league’s fault that the Lions are a dumpster fire. Solid take.

And what do you recommend? A locally sourced quinoa bar filled with home grown nuts? You dirty shoeless hippie

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

I don’t know much about soccer but I’m pretty sure picking the ball up and running it in to the goal is against the rules. Even if it IS from 2 yards out.