Future Jalopnik-Amazon Post blog post:

Please Note: Your Supercar YouTube Channel Is Garbage


Thank you for this, every time I read a review of a cheap new car that complains about cheap interior pieces, I want to scream “IT’S A CHEAP CAR NOT A NEW PORSCHE” You can’t have a expensive interior in a car and the car still be cheap.

This is precisely why we have 4000 lb Camaros and Mustangs now.

The second generation Javelin’s front fenders should be treated as strong pornography. NSFW pic for reference:

I fully support this brilliant idea.

heres a noble idea, turn your car off when you leave it and set the parking break when on an incline

For sale: Large tunneling machine

“Honey you promised me you were going to take down that crappy metal shed this weekend ... remember?”

Apparently, you’d piss them off more if you ask them if it’s the 60.

AMC Eagle. Almost a battle wagon stock.

Triumph Stag

Wire mesh grilles made out of Home Depot gutter guard material. To make it worse, I did it to two different cars.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

^THIS

Designing/Engineering to the LCD just LOWERS the LCD further over time...

Keep engineering cars to combat stupid, you’re just engineering the next level of stupid.

And lack of parking spaces.

That was my first car. A then 13 year old car that was about 12 years past it’s serviceable lifespan.