I wish everyone on TikTok would die

Go pour yourself a drano cocktail. 

There are levels of horrible - some are what is happening in Ukraine, others are you existing and writing this dumb fucking comment. Still horrible, but levels of horrible.

What an absolute waste of resources and man power. Everyone responsible for this should be arrested and their assets seized indefinitely. 

‘Only good Republican...’ and what have you.

So young and already such a cunt.

Men: always batting outside their league.

Always astounded when someone who looks like the Elephant Man has the balls to step outside of their once in a lifetime relationship. 

I make money on these things, but $100k is just fucking stupid to spend on anything that isn’t like a house. Oh fuck you can’t even buy that for $100K. Guess ill just die.

Lol, I make tens of thousands on these things a year but thanks mister in the greys for saying you don’t know anyone that owns them. Tons of people do, just not whatever group you hang with. Maybe where you live is some kind of sisterfucker area with no pop culture joy?

Funkos have been hot for almost a decade, so no matter how you feel about it, that shit is sticking around. Only the retardedly expensive ones will fart into the wind.

Musk is definitely someone I wish was dead daily. Him and his fucking butt buddy Trump and Joe Rogaine

Its China. They’re used to this type of personality. I’m sure the families will be happy a loyal party member helped them meet a glorious end.

If only someone could find where Elon’s plane was and ya know, John Denver that bitch. 

I read this as Oxycotin and I was like, ‘just wait until they start stabbing and sucking dick for street horse.’

If I had it my way, I would charge these fuckers if I could. Its about as much news as Keeping up with the Kardashians is.

Weird that almost 20 years ago Dave walked away to Africa because Chadbros were using the hard R when reciting his jokes, and now he is shucking and jiving for the DadChads. Guess he likes money and Ohio so much that he became Clayton Bigsby.

Who gives a fuck about what happened before Vegas? The movie’s draw is badasses fighting zombies. Who cares about a fucking German wanker and his team of thieves robbing a place? 

The fact that the white psycho who shot that theater up and is still alive and the fact that this kid is dead are proof enough that Aurora’s police force are card carrying KKK members.

The old ‘white guy pretending to be a minority so he can bootlick in the comment section’ trick.