Honestly, who’s worse? Trump or Pence? Trump is a sham of a human being, but Pence is a true believer, and that really scares me.

Thank God I live in the State of California. Under a Trump presidency, we will do our best to function as a separate country. His deportation force won’t be allowed in. If you are a Trump supporter, you better hide.

Thank you for showing those shitbags at Deadspin how it’s done.