She was scoping you out as a potential playmate, you didn’t make a move so she moved onto someone else.

Uh...everything on the planet is for married people. Get ready for higher taxes and health insurance premiums too. Which is why I roll my eyes every time a tax cut targets families or couples or children...how about a tax cut for people with dogs?

Except Josh Duhamel is kind of corny-hot, like a 13-year-old girl’s vision of “Hot Guy” (see also: Paul Walker, RIP). Where Timothy Olyphant is solid adult woman WOULD WOULD WOULD territory (and photos don’t do his charisma justice).

Please tell me I’m not the only one who has had lengthy debates wherein I argue that it is and always has been “Beckinsdale”...

Apparently people criticizing your candidate just makes you like and defend your candidate more. Like when your parents told you they didn’t like your 9th grade boyfriend so you responded like a 9th grader by doubling down on your looooooove for him.

I also find myself watching Fixer Upper and I like some stuff Joanna does, and surprisingly the shiplap doesn’t really bother me.

Being single is a lot better than being miserable in a relationship.

Even being married while everyone else (even our gay friends for flying spaghetti monster’s sake!) decides to have kids. We don’t plan to have kids, but are not a kid haters. It seems like couples with kids only want to hang out with other couples with kids, and those without get gradually dropped off the list. It can…

Old and eternal spinster here, and when asked to be a bridesmaid in a friend’s wedding, I politely declined. They have been divorced for years.

My two best friends met their husbands within a year of each other. Now they are pregnant at the same time. Happy for them but, yeah. Pass the wine.

I’m past the “perpetually going single to weddings” phase and onto the “perpetually single while friends are having babies stage.” That also blows.

Yes! I will! It does help me to remind myself that other than being single, I’m actually really successful — I worked hard to get a grad degree, I love my job, I have amazing friends, I love my apartment, etc. It doesn’t help entirely but it’s nice to remind myself.

Fuck the Comte, marry the Comte, kill the Comte and inherit his wealth. ...Am I doing that right?

It’s basically the most soothing and peaceful and fun reality show ever. A bunch of very nice, friendly British bakers compete to make delicious baked goods, with none of the bullshit trappings of American reality shows!

The Great British Bake Off! It’s amaaaaazing

I just really have to hand it to Caitriona Balfe. I am truly convinced that Claire loves Frank and Jamie, and I really wasn't in the book (of course, I couldn't have cared less about it, either, because HOT JAMIE!).

I felt so sorry for her boobs