It’s not really hard to follow, Macron is there to shake some hand and hug babies as part of the usual président is nice with you people (trademark). And these two idiot grabbed him, said: a bas la macronie (death to the macrony, which is how the Macron Era is called) and bitch slapped the president.

Ok, I hate that I’m doing this, but I thought the blisters were from when she was, you know, hit by lightening?

Her feet have blisters because she was struck by lightning. 

we want salt 2

“hold on. If you have $25 million to give, you aren’t a journalist. You are a capitalist asshole with a hobby”

But when fans, owners, and reporters alike demand so much from athletes, they become something like commodities in the public eye.

She was never going to win anyway, and she knows it. Which is why she tried this here and not, say, the US or Australian Opens, or Wimbledon. She’s weakest on clay. If she wants to change the rules, she needs to form an alliance with other players and try to negotiate a change.

It’s projection. Because they still whole-heartedly support Trump, they believe that everyone else does, and thus he’s still in control.

My first thought was she’s anti-vax... My second (and more realistic) thought was she’s early days pregnant. Because she could have got her vaccination many many weeks ago in the UK without looking like she’s cutting in line (William too, and I wonder if they paused for him because it would draw attention to her not…

They believe that Trump is actually still in charge of the military because of...reasons...and that he will be leading the charge to overthrow the communist, socialist liberals that cheated to deny Donnie the second term that God guaranteed him in the Bible. The same people believe that Biden is actually working for…

In either case, they would be admitting that their preferred media outlets were lying to them and, by extension, that the regular “liberal” media wasn’t but the “liberal” media is still lying about it being an attack on the Capitol.

I think that they are trying to claim that they are too fucking stupid to be held accountable for their actions, and that the buck stops somewhere over there. The “too stupid to be responsible” defence is surprisingly popular among Republicans getting caught doing bad things lately.

As long as the article included “The Associated Press reports” then the author of the article can just chop and edit an AP article and decide what is important and what is not. Thus they leave out important quotes like the following:

Oh ho ho, if they were people of colour they would be dead. They’d never have made it to prison.

“Your honor, my client is too stupid to know that storming the US Capitol and beating a cop to death is wrong.”

Own your shit.

Oh, and yesterday was the anniversary of the killing of the young Christian documentarian Bassel Shehadeh. And it wasn’t enough just to kill him, Assad also threatened his neighborhood of Al-Qasaa in Damascus to prevent his church from holding a service for his soul. As for his body, he was buried where he died in…

Now that the latest farcical “election” in Syria is over, with the regime’s bullshit caught on camera because Assad’s men don’t care who sees their crimes (filling out multiple ballots, taking people’s ballots and marking them for them, threatening people with prison to mark their ballots for Assad, etc.), people who…

I’d like to know when the last time China apologized for anything. I’m waiting.