You don’t think yoga tights paired with Valentino rock stud heels is the height of taste?

Great Interior Design Challenge? British? This sounds right up my alley. Where is this available for viewing? I have a rare day off from the hospital today and am in the mood to watch some TV, sit with my dog, and day drink.

How is it possible that anyone, let alone the “leader of the free world,” could be THIS STUPID?

There’s something about Christina that irritates the shit out of me. Like, it’s already annoying that she’s allowed to call herself a designer, because lol, but watching her makes me...angry. Maybe it’s her voice? 

Did you watch the competition show with Leanne, Mina from Good Bones, Allison Victoria from Windy City Rehab, and Jasmine from a show I’ve never watched? They were each given an identical hideous home in the middle of the desert and asked to renovate a space each week. Leanne was chill and creative, and the others…

Anderson’s face says it all. What in the ACTUAL FUCK, madame?

Whoa whoa whoa. Norman Reedus, who I find unattractive to the point of being borderline repulsive, has a kid with Helena Christensen? I am shook.

I see Joshua Jackson has experienced the Russel Wilson phenomenon, wherein an objectively nice person is cheated on (with a far less objectively desirable person) and dumped by their partner only to rebound with an impossibly gorgeous new person and live happily ever after.

Thank you for your service. I’m happy to say that my hospital is actually prioritizing nurses over most MDs since we all know who does 95% of the work.

Fellow doctor, here. Thank you for your comment. I’ve already had to dismiss trolls assuming I’m “management.” Nope, just a provider who is working hard with what I’ve got and who knows that blaming hospitals is both wrong and not at all productive.

“If I say, ‘I’m not going to work here unless you give me an N95 mask and an adequate gown and gloves, you can’t make me go in there,’ I think you’re right,” he said. “You cannot be forced to take very dangerous risks.”

Can we talk about how TERRIBLE Bob Harper was on this episode?

Never let a good crisis go to waste, eh?

“The ratings overall in television have never been higher and perhaps the ratings on ‘Real Housewives’ aren’t doing well because it’s sort of not maybe the content that is inspiring people to do what they need to do right now.”

THANK YOU. I am DYING for some new content. I don't think I can handle any more HGTV or Food Network tonight.

This GenXer will definitely be accompanying my kids to the tattoo shop when/if they get work done. Having spent thousands on laser removal and coverups for shitty work (including a bad tramp stamp), I am committed to preventing amateur tattoo mistakes* for my offspring.

The ‘recommended for you” feature of instagram keeps telling me I should follow Leslie Jordan (probably because I follow so many drag queens that follow him). Perhaps I should take its advice.

Frenchies are the best dogs. Just the sweetest, stinkiest little love nuggets.

On behalf of myself and all other parents of French Bulldogs, I object to these names in the strongest of terms.

Agree that it’s not common, but your Skittles analogy is spot on (so spot on I might need to steal it).