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Already being reported that there won't be multiplayer. I'd provide a link but my thumbs are tired.

Resolved in 3, and never spoken of again since.

Glad to see Ubisoft managed to increase that animation budget.

The AV Club should turn this feature into a community poll (Great Job Internet?)

Most of the options are adequate if you're hungry.

I worked at Wendy's for my first job. I learned a valuable lesson about how to slack when on the clock That is now paying huge dividends.

I would probably buy a book with O'Neal intemperate musings on Food brands.

Is it profitable?

I saw the balls language, but I'm curious how long their suspension will be, and whether they will be given a job if the cannot touch the balls.

The complaint about the more likely than not language strikes me as profoundly silly as an attorney. You can lose billions of dollars in a civil suit based on that standard of proof. And if it is good enough for losing a billion dollars surely it is good enough to punish a team or player for breaking a rule

The worst part of actually watching a trial is the lack of editing.

The great man theory of the zombie post-apocalypse.

I mean as far as I know there is only one series in the historical open world genre. Just disappointing that all of those have taken place in Europe and it's colonies after the first game.

What the hell private sector are you talking about? About the only thing I see people competing to get better at is how much time they can spend browsing ESPN.

Ubisoft likes to save their orientalism for the far cry series.

I kind of wish they would set these side games in the settings that have already been done to death and transplant settings like China, Japan, Egypt and SE Asia to the main series. My favorite part of the main series is the lovingly created detailed worlds. And I'd love to see that much attention lavished on a

Dude is a pretty good av club style critic of his own work.

To Cranky about being sidelined from the DK series for undeserving apes.

That last mission was brutally unfair from what I remember.