So so so glad they finally gave the REPRODUCTIVE ABUSER his own TV show! I can't wait to see which spinoff Law & Order: Special Victims Unit comes up with next!

I liked it. Maybe it's because I didn't take it all that seriously?

Exactly!

And not a perceived dockworker in sight. Outstanding job, Internet!

They did. In 1999.

My husband and I need to do this. It would be about 60 seconds long and involve Match.com, AOL, and a dial-up internet connection. BOOM. *knocks back a glass of vinho verde*