fnord.

“This is why baseball needs more Dusty.”

This will cause less Furies than the current logo.

I can dig it.

That would allow for some sweet Jumbo-tron intros.

“Better make it like, four.”

/ Sasha Kaun unretires.

Converge “Cruel Bloom (ft. Steve Von Till of Neurosis)/Wretched World (ft. Genghis Tron)”

Say what you will, but this would have been a hell of a teachable moment for young Drake LaRoche...

Exactly. Was thinking this the whole way through the article. Trump is interesting. Who gives a fuck. (Or, who should care.) I want the smartest fucking person in the room with a half-decent moral compass and the ability to manage people. Anything else is gravy.

I know that when I’m hiring someone for my own company, my first inquiry is not “are you competant? Are you qualified?” Instead it’s “are you interesting??”

I guess you didn’t know that the constitution requires this thing called “probable cause” before an officer can arrest someone?

My Uncle Mike scoffs at this bush-league bigotry, it doesn’t even reference “the coloreds” or “the orientals”, and there is no 3 paragraph diatribe about “Barack HUSSEIN Obama” taking away his guns.

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

Whew. I feel much better knowing Harden won’t have to defend anything here.

“All bark and no bite.”

Any Bernie Bro who saw Mike Pence’s speech and still plans on voting Jill Stein or writing in Bernie is a Goddamn coward.

Because I thought he was talking about the Dallas Cowboys you ignorant Fucking simpleton. Go smash amother beer can on your head.

Weeden was drafted by the browns.....

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