My watches will last for generations, this Apple Watch will last for five years, if we're lucky.

"The fact that Apple chose to develop two faces dedicated to the cosmos shows they are, at the very least, aware of the origins and importance of the earliest timekeeping machines, and the governing body of all time and space – the universe."

$20 says this is just like that fake tennis ball car-unlocker from a few years.

Why is it that people associate curves with femininity or toy like? I suppose I understand the cultural baggage like pink = girl or blue = boys. Very cultural and subjective things.

Oh, it's VERRRRRRRY EEEEENTERESTING that this article only quotes the good things he liked about the watch. You have to go to the link at the very end of the article to see his bad points.

I surprised anyone at Jizmondo can talk anymore with apples balls so far down their throats

Done.

The celebrity iCloud hacking scandal showed that Apple's security is frightfully inadequate when dealing with dedicated attacks. A person's photographs aren't particularly valuable - unless they're a celebrity and they're naked. A person's financial information, though...well that's valuable no matter *who* you are.

Wait what exactly are you raging about? That J.lo has a famous booty and you don't?

In internet parlance: Shaped Charge FTW!

People were talking about J.Lo's ass in the early 2000s. This is not fucking new.

Yeah im sure you have a big career, what a dumbass

I invite you to attempt to negotiate fair wages with a service industry employer. If you take a hard line, they will just fire you.

"What should I pay the salary of someone who doesn't work for me?"

Yes, and you do it every time you spend money in the economy, bozo. Do you think the CEO of Kraft or General Mills or…

Like the shitty service you got from your mother?

Look at the big balls on Brad. I'm guessing your "career" is with some crappy tech startup, and you will be back living in mommy's basement in a year.

Then you don't deserve to eat in a restaurant. Unless the server refuses to take your order, makes you get your own damn food from the kitchen and expects you to clean up your table after you've finished, you owe them a tip. Because more often than not that tip is split out to every other person who handled your…

Bull Shit. Unless the server literally pissed in his food, there's no justification to tip $.20 on a $60 bill.

"Make your employer pay you."

This fundamentally misunderstands the state of affairs in the American service economy, so much so that I assume it has to be a fucking joke.

If it's not a fucking joke, then you, yourself, are a fucking joke.

I don't. Not saying at all that I know what happened. I take issue with your argument that tips are a gratuity for a job well done, because in fact they are considered part of the servers wage. It sucks, but there it is. I tip 20% unless the person has been very rude. As long as they are at least attempting to try, I…

This was sort of a viable argument until people who wait on tables were exempt from minimum wage laws at the behest of the restaurant industry because they supposedly get tips as a dependable part of their income. Here, we have a multimillionaire who apparently tipped someone who depends on tips to live twenty cents…