cranktango
CrankTango
cranktango

I need to cleanse my palate with some "Boots and pants and boots and pants."

Kate Nash, for me! Fuck that twee bullshit. TAYLOR IS DEAD TO ME

I would have no problem with stabbing this fuckface right in the eyeball.

So I know that the forums here are supposed to be funny, but: fuck this guy.

I would disagree. The taste differs from person to person.

Well throwaway twitter accounts are a form of burner accounts I'd say. Man, you guys REALLY like the burner account concept, despite the fact that it adds little to the conversations in the comments. What prevents a burner from doing the same thing?

Given the fact that this was done in the US—in North Carolina—and that the symbol is known here as an identifier of white supremacists and Nazis (you know, people who tried to wipe out the Jews and were/are a-ok with wiping out all people of color), I think the idea that this could mean good luck is ludicrous. At

A challenger-Matt-Groening-creation appears!

Jesus Christ. Stop. We all know what a swastika means in American society. Regardless of what it meant before, it has come to mean a specific thing. It wasn't meant as a Tibetan good luck symbol, and that's not the connotation it carries. I truly could not give less of a shit what it meant before — it means something

Even worse, the reddit ball lickers that go to every website forum and bitch about how the site isn't reddit. Or claim everything was stolen from them.

There's a point to Kinja? Because it's failing miserably. Comments around here were 200x better a couple years ago. Old articles popping up make it all too obvious.

Can't believe how many times you misspelled Maurice in this article

Is it finally settled that the Pouncey brothers are douche bags?

Poor guys. Good thing the state and the county are picking up the nine-digit tab for the latest renovations to the Ralph. The team sure can't afford to pitch in.

Yeah, you're right, that's bullshit... Like when they used CGI in the Matrix, the bullet-time scene from was done via blatent cheating and therefore it doesn't count as real entertainement. They should have shot Keanu Reeves for real.

You're a fraud, IceColdHaterade! This hate is room temp.

Commando is the only way. I HATE wearing undies. Any kind are just horribly uncomfortable. I have been known to remove my chonies throughout the day when wearing a skirt or dress, just so I can have some freedom for a bit. FREE FLYING FOR LIFE.

Everyone loves to hate on the wet wipes, but those fuckers get the job done... make a finger ghost and clean that ring around the bathtub.

last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out.