Because it's tacky to give the same thing every year?

...under a sticker containing the right girl's name.

The Blurred Lines package is pretty sweet. For just 150 dollars, they will send a dude to your sweetie's house with pantyhose over his head, some chloroform, and you get the picture. You know you want it.

Buffalo. I thought it was blacked out but I might have just been too hungover to get to a tv.

They're saying, "who took the TV?!" and "we had a big goddamn TV and now someone took it and put this little one here in its place!"

Ah the Miracle at Rich. I was very hungover that day and the game wasn't on TV, but I listened to Van on WBEN in my room. I lived close enough to the stadium that I could hear the fans going nuts as Frank led the comeback...Good times.

Some people understand that Gawker media is a clickfarm, while others spend all day arguing with them libtards, giving'em what-for, not realizing that they are doing Denton's bidding.

The ice cream truck by me plays "blurred lines."

Yeah I have lived out west for almost 20 years now, can't really picture moving back home for the life of me. But I did make chiavetta chicken last week and am doing Italian sausage with peppers and onions...bring my own salt and caraway seeds when I go to eat roast beef...this was a food thread, right?

I've got my Whammy Wienie right here! Now what we're we talking about?

Here click click click click...HERE click click click click.

Trijicon=gun sights

Reminds me of the lack of ladies on Hogan's Heroes.

It's a tack not a tact. Perhaps a tactless tack, but a tack nonetheless.

Spray shoe polish more like. Or Nutella...

It's not a compulsive need to disbelieve, so much as the internet is full of bullshit stories these days.

What the fuck are you talking about? KFC chicken may be many things, including deep-fried garbage, but terrible-tasting it is not. ELEVENTY HERBS (pronounce the H in this case, natch) AND SPICES, BITCHES!!!!!

Here, this might help.

There's already a pretty bright Diamond shining in the sky...

And here I thought they used, you know, fans.