Exactly, has no idea how to cook chicken, can't work a blender. Neither of which have anything to do with Goopy.

I love cheesecake as much, if not more than the next guy, so I'm intrigued, but all that extra bullshit looks gross. Pretzels? No thanks.

Yeah I was thinking that when reduced to cannibalism, the only targets are probably also pretty skinny by that point.

This is all what Denton wants—more outrage, more clicks, more money. It's the Gawker way.

At least it's not carbs.

Not to be outdone, OKC is going to target the other end of the spectrum with its new site, OKStupid.

As long as you don't try to brush your teeth with your glock, you should be fine.

I have a fleshlight mounted to the picatinny rail of my AR*

So awesome. What an inspiration!

"There's the shocker."

I was getting whiffs of uh, the wikileaks dude. So happy I forgot his name.

All of'em, Katie?

Paleo maybe?

Yeah I seem to remember my friends eagerly looking forward to the arrival of the Victoria's Secret catalog...well that was before the internet, but still it worked for them. I think the ultravisitor might be a professional wanker tho.

You need to listen to some more Descendents then! Milo himself said of the 2004 (!!!) 'Merican EP, "there's no part of the 'Merican EP that is a retread of anything we've done in the past. Some of the songs are major departures for us, like 'Here with Me,' and the hidden track 'Alive.' Even the title song is actually…

...and some men prefer the, ahem, sun-dial.

"Hi, here's a thing I like about you and a funny thing about me and maybe a question for you"

I forget where I saw the article, but this goes further back than current times. Like it is just good etiquette. I think even ladies was not appropriate vs women. I wish my memory was better...

Hank Hill called, he wants his glasses back.

Don't let her try the chocomania body butter! Smells amazing, tastes terrible, even if you just get it on your lips or whatever.