Hello, Tire Rack? Do you have any 13 inch low-profile whitewalls in stock? It’s for a Chevy Spark. Yes, I’ll wait while you get your manager. What do you mean my wheel is also the whitewall part? OK, do you have any 13 inch rubber bands in stock? Hello? I can hear you laughing. This is a classic, I tell you. The PT…

If that woman truly is not an actress, she probably thinks its wifi akin to what you get at a public place with free wifi. Completely clueless to that fact that you'll need to pay for a data plan. At least, that's my takeaway from that garbage of an ad.

"This is Chevy??? Woah." Like you couldn't see the badge on the steering wheel you were looking at?

People seem to think you need a HEAVY vehicle to get around in the snow. Well I can speak from personal experience here in Chicago that light cars have their own advantages in the snow!

As someone who couldn’t care less for achievements, trophies, etc I kinda love this.

Nothing improves a vehicles capability like a rental contract in the glove box!

Hahaha! Okay.. So at first, I was like, this is a really stupid idea. And then I read a little further, and was almost starting to think, “yeah, okay.. Maybe they aren’t totally stupid.”

Most-wheel drive

It’s almost as though I did that intentionally

...Sword Art Online Challenge?

Played Dead Space using only the first gun, all on one save file.

“6. A Single Save File

My best way to make a game feel new is to play through it once, not touch it for 3-5 years, and play it again. It’s like new!

Well... Fuck.

“I honestly don’t understand how it even got this far.”

Pictured: The one cable running through the car.

Of course not, but to his defense, he at least doesn’t try to hide behind a corporation/blame others (yet).

I’m going to use this post as an opportunity to tell you that since you sent me your book I’ve been reading at a one-chapter-per-poop rate, and the constant laughter has worked WONDERS for my bowel movements.