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Thomas Crane
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When I dislike a movie, I always have an airtight reason. For the sake of brevity I may say a movie was stupid. If I am asked to defend my position, then I will get into specifics. Even for a movie like Limitless, which I watched for 10 minutes, I can do this.

When I dislike a movie, I always have an airtight reason. For the sake of brevity I may say a movie was stupid. If I am asked to defend my position, then I will get into specifics. Even for a movie like Limitless, which I watched for 10 minutes, I can do this.

That scene where Adam is banging the rando chick on the high dive platform, and pushes her off when he comes is iconic. That was like pièce de résistance of the entire season. Also we learn that weed totally killed Blake's ambition. I saw a lot of that my freshman year in college so that was a total cautionary tale. 

That scene where Adam is banging the rando chick on the high dive platform, and pushes her off when he comes is iconic. That was like pièce de résistance of the entire season. Also we learn that weed totally killed Blake's ambition. I saw a lot of that my freshman year in college so that was a total cautionary tale. 

The Womens 48 kg weightlifting was crazy. It was a China, Japan, North Korea finish. It was also funny to listen to the color guy complementing the ladies on their jerking.

The Womens 48 kg weightlifting was crazy. It was a China, Japan, North Korea finish. It was also funny to listen to the color guy complementing the ladies on their jerking.

Anytime a show premieres at 11pm, I have to wonder why they'd air it at all. Might as well just upload it to MTV.com and have it be a web series.

Anytime a show premieres at 11pm, I have to wonder why they'd air it at all. Might as well just upload it to MTV.com and have it be a web series.

They are coming to my town. I may have to break my embargo on seeing bands live. I can't even imagine the hearing damage them and Health cause.

They are coming to my town. I may have to break my embargo on seeing bands live. I can't even imagine the hearing damage them and Health cause.

I loved this movie when I was 13. This was a pisser. Martin Short and Charles Grodin have a real chemistry.

I loved this movie when I was 13. This was a pisser. Martin Short and Charles Grodin have a real chemistry.

I wonder how many more singers will "come out" a few weeks before their album release to boost sales. Also, since this is so "groundbreaking", where's the backlash? 

I wonder how many more singers will "come out" a few weeks before their album release to boost sales. Also, since this is so "groundbreaking", where's the backlash? 

The irony of this article is that it exists despite it's point. If it's a made up controversy, why give it legs? Click-throughs? That's Gawker level tactics.

The irony of this article is that it exists despite it's point. If it's a made up controversy, why give it legs? Click-throughs? That's Gawker level tactics.

Good for Wayne Brady. Couldn't have put it better myself.

Good for Wayne Brady. Couldn't have put it better myself.

The AND1 mixtape parody is a favorite of mine. The real tapes were all about skills and hype. Chappelle getting showy with baseball, tennis, and bowling skills really worked. Of course the best line is from Donnell, "That's the sickest shit I have ever seen in my LIFE!". Dave's bowling defense was pretty funny.

The AND1 mixtape parody is a favorite of mine. The real tapes were all about skills and hype. Chappelle getting showy with baseball, tennis, and bowling skills really worked. Of course the best line is from Donnell, "That's the sickest shit I have ever seen in my LIFE!". Dave's bowling defense was pretty funny.