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Thomas Crane
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I saw it on tumblr. You can be brave and do a tag search for "selfshot". Don't do that at work.

I saw it on tumblr. You can be brave and do a tag search for "selfshot". Don't do that at work.

I watched the Mr. Skin minute last week. Let me tell you that no one is prepared to have a 35 year old double handjob scene with Robert De Niro and Gérard Depardieu in it. That is something I really could have done without. In case you are curious, this is from the movie 1900. There's nothing simulated about it and

I watched the Mr. Skin minute last week. Let me tell you that no one is prepared to have a 35 year old double handjob scene with Robert De Niro and Gérard Depardieu in it. That is something I really could have done without. In case you are curious, this is from the movie 1900. There's nothing simulated about it and

There's a tweet pic with Aubrey O'Day's ass exposed. The picture is taken of her back. She's wearing a dress that isn't zipped up, and no panties. I can't think of anything more apt to be the personification of who this person has become. Showbiz has really messed with her mind. I still remember when Aubrey was

There's a tweet pic with Aubrey O'Day's ass exposed. The picture is taken of her back. She's wearing a dress that isn't zipped up, and no panties. I can't think of anything more apt to be the personification of who this person has become. Showbiz has really messed with her mind. I still remember when Aubrey was

I had a very different reaction to the show. I liked it at first. Then after suffering the severe over-production for 2 seasons I decided that I no longer care about what goes on. That music in the background is oppressive. Watch a Japanese movie like "Outrage" or the Korean movie "The Man From Nowhere." Those movies

I had a very different reaction to the show. I liked it at first. Then after suffering the severe over-production for 2 seasons I decided that I no longer care about what goes on. That music in the background is oppressive. Watch a Japanese movie like "Outrage" or the Korean movie "The Man From Nowhere." Those movies

SNL is in trouble because Toonami is back, bitches! 

SNL is in trouble because Toonami is back, bitches! 

I wonder if he new that when he told the guy to join the IDF. Maybe Peter Berg should have women handing out white feathers in Israel like they did in England in WWI.

Bride Wars was written by Paul Scheer's wife. Blame her for that shit.

All Israelis have to join and serve in the army. So FYI he was in the IDF, the toughest army in the world.

This has been such a bizarre season. Last year was all about shattering records for the show for fundraising. This season has been all about praying that Aubrey O'Day gets fired. Between her off the wall claims, and total narcissism, she hadn't raised a dime beyond what the corporate sponsors offered. I think if I was

I fast forwarded through the re-hashes. If they brought Rachel Dratch out for the "lovers", I would have loved that. Will Ferrel is always at his best as playing a completely absurd character straight.

I think the only thing groundbreaking about this season is that Mindy Kaling's character has an Indian boyfriend. When has anyone seen an unmarried Indian couple on TV?

Only rich women drink clear liquor. An interesting observation

This past season was a disaster, but that doesn't mean that it didn't get decent enough ratings to live for one more round. I think the actor that plays David Wallace would be perfect for a Phil Jackson biopic. He should totally get a starring role in any project about him.