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6/6/15

It works in all directions

6/6/15

a more accurate analogy would be to force a racist baker to make a black power cake, or a nazi baker to make a bar mitzvah cake

6/6/15

fintan o’toole made a decent enough point about this a couple of months ago: that they should have the right not to support a message they disagree with—but that entails recognising that differences (whether in faith or sexuality or otherwise) must not be discriminated against under the law

6/6/15

6/5/15

what about...bananas, lubricant and bread

6/4/15

i believe that’s known as a ‘ménage à moi’

6/4/15

What is the parent going to do next time? The long hair is already cut.

6/4/15

Or if someone farts and someone else laughs. If you can’t fart in a bathroom, where can you fart?

6/4/15

that’s where the crafty art of ‘nesting’ comes in (making a ‘nest’ of toilet paper in the bowl so your poo doesn’t plop)

6/4/15

you need toilet paper for the initial panicky clean-up before you realise you’re going to have to get in the shower

6/4/15

i always chortle to myself when i’m buying booze and toilet paper at the same time (it used to happen relatively regularly somehow), like i look like my plan for the night is to get wasted and shit myself

6/4/15

skip to 1:39

6/4/15

am i just stoned, or do these people look like CGI?

6/3/15

i’ve just come across an even stupider breast cancer awareness stunt

6/2/15

ah, the turd guy. haven’t heard much about him for a while

6/2/15

i guess that book never made it to these british isles, have never seen it mentioned round these parts. did some sweet de-cluttering at the weekend though. bye bye fondue set.

6/2/15

why would you want to take that away? it sounds highly entertaining

6/2/15

we’re talking about how your grandma is the best

6/2/15

jesus christ. how can you write and think about sex for decades and think men are incapable of rational thought once they have an erection? i used to think that an erection was a situation that could only be resolved by sex when i was a teenager because that’s the popular message but experience should pretty quickly…

6/2/15

Guns mattered in like the 18th century, but since the invention of artillery and airplanes guns are only part of a battle.