amazing

"well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse my love of diversity!"

actually what i was implying was that you're a complete bullshitter

if i understand celeb-speak, 'crazy strong marriage' means 'divorce is imminent'

i lol'd

is that the enigmatic Dick Shit?

brilliantly said

so a guy who gets his pharmacological info from wikipedia has debunked the work of four materials science students...kewl

sweet fucking christ. i nearly puked

that was a lot more hilarious than i was expecting

i suspect this diversity-valuing person happens to live in a diverse neighbourhood because it suits her rent budget and has made a virtue out of it

#realtalk #projectionistissues

some guy accosted my mother on the beach in italy amazed at how white she was - "like mozzarella!"

meh

sounds fine to me

there are lots of jamaicans in the UK as a legacy of colonialism in the caribbean

i don't know if anyone has shared this yet, some pretty hardcore preaching at a protest on thursday

"JIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM! get the penis out, we're makin' more!"

"The real world sucks. Seriously. Can we make another yet?"