i dunno, sounds like the start of a hilarious comedy romp to me. best of luck to him and his baby army i say
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as opposed to everyone else's reason for having kids which is........?
hmmm.....it's possible these people are unaware of rue love outside of childrearing because they rushed into marriage and parenthood with a poorly-chosen partner because time was running out to pop those kids out
and parents need to know that while their particular kid might be the most interesting thing in their life, no-one else actually gives much of a shit
several of my radical 'bringing children into the world is soooooooo irresponsible' friends now have kids. for fuck's sake. i made the obligatory 'aww' comment on one of the latest one's endless facebook baby photos and she's like "feeling broody? ;)"
yeah, fuck kids (note: do not fuck kids). me and my brother somehow make my mother deeply unhappy and we're not even particularly fucked up.
"Rarely do I see children squatting and taking a dump in front of my mailbox"
well if you're a woman, those are 'home' smells, so that's ok. and if you're a man, those are 'om-nom-nom FOOD' smells, so that's ok too. except the clean sheets which obviously remind you of sex. visual, visual sex.
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it just makes me think of a snake eating bread
is this what you call a....race to the bottom?
uh...ladyology's description is completely alien to my experience so i guess it very much varies. i've never found it painful. i'd say it's not dissimilar to sticking a finger into a mouth, from the mouth's perspective.
we have a winrar!
"they're saying they want you to be better at hiding your maintenance routine"
having kids is just so gosh-darn special
ha! glad i checked the comments before posting that myself
did not know michael fassbender was from ireland. that explains why he was in that guinness ad, then
in the car with a friend the other week, he looks at the guy in the car next to us at the lights and says, "i wonder how many horse cocks would fit inside that guy?"