The Model Y goes off road the same way a Porsche Macan goes off road. When the local mall runs out of parking spaces, you can drive them over the curb onto the grass to make your own parking spot #richPeopleSolutions

Nice idea but they don’t care. They are lying their way through this and are trying to be the first one out and a new leading economy. COVID was a godsend to the Chinese economy. Before COVID their failing economy was all on them but now they have the world collapsing with them and they are a few months farther in the…

DOJ after finishing their review:

The Earth rotates at approximately 1,000 miles per hour at the equator. At a different latitude it will have a slower speed.

I am in the “had symptoms /w Negative flu test, but they did not test me for Corona” crowd.

For 20 dollars a lot more than just ONE person can view it. They have to offset the cost. Assuming I’m hanging with my parents a movie in theater would be 20-30 dollars at least for 3 people.

Where? I don’t see any donuts....

Well at least the doughnuts are real. 

Surely there’s a $12,000 name for the particular SHADE of gray...

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

It literally took all day too. Jalopnik seems to be one of the last places to have posted about this car.

“The front end looks nice...”

The order has been corrected, thank you for pointing that out kindly. 

Bill’s Porsche fandom goes way back. His infamous mugshot was taken after he was arrested for having a little bit too much fun with his first 911 on the desert roads around Microsoft’s original office in Albuquerque.

whatever, pedo

Its like an inch and a half, youre an idiot. 

“citing the curious logic that since insurance paid for the tests those parties were never technically financially harmed, SFGate wrote”

Love that they cut around the “C” and probably thought, “Fuck, that took way too long, forget cutting around the others.” lol

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

ACTUALLY... HEB’s Central Market opened up AFTER Whole Foods was a thing. I think quite a few years later.
Yes, HEB was a store before Whole Foods (and before many major chains), but Whole Foods was based on the co-op model and grew organically (haha) around the current iteration, at least before its unfortunate…