The Model Y goes off road the same way a Porsche Macan goes off road. When the local mall runs out of parking spaces, you can drive them over the curb onto the grass to make your own parking spot #richPeopleSolutions

Nice idea but they don’t care. They are lying their way through this and are trying to be the first one out and a new leading economy. COVID was a godsend to the Chinese economy. Before COVID their failing economy was all on them but now they have the world collapsing with them and they are a few months farther in the…

Where? I don’t see any donuts....

Well at least the doughnuts are real. 

Surely there’s a $12,000 name for the particular SHADE of gray...

Jalopnik is one of the very few outlets that does not agree to informational embargoes. That means that other outlets sign extensive non-disclosure agreements, agreeing to sit on information for days, weeks, sometimes months in advance, and not say a peep about it until a manufacturer’s marketing team says they can.…

It literally took all day too. Jalopnik seems to be one of the last places to have posted about this car.

“The front end looks nice...”

The order has been corrected, thank you for pointing that out kindly. 

Bill’s Porsche fandom goes way back. His infamous mugshot was taken after he was arrested for having a little bit too much fun with his first 911 on the desert roads around Microsoft’s original office in Albuquerque.

whatever, pedo

Its like an inch and a half, youre an idiot. 

Love that they cut around the “C” and probably thought, “Fuck, that took way too long, forget cutting around the others.” lol

if shakira gets sued she won’t have to swear under oath, since her hips don’t lie

ACTUALLY... HEB’s Central Market opened up AFTER Whole Foods was a thing. I think quite a few years later.
Yes, HEB was a store before Whole Foods (and before many major chains), but Whole Foods was based on the co-op model and grew organically (haha) around the current iteration, at least before its unfortunate…

Is there nothing that will make you happy? Finally, a rear-mid-engined Corvette after 50 years of waiting and countless empty promises from so-called insiders, and all you can do is complain about the fuel mileage? I’ll bet you’ll find that the balance isn’t good enough and between that and no manual you’ll declare it…

If 15 MPG city isn’t acceptable, then that makes quite a few exhilarating cars unacceptable... In no particular order:

“Hi, I owe 27k on my car, and that’s too expensive! I’d like to buy a car for $28k to lower my payment.”

“This seems like Cruise has set out to make city bus drivers obsolete, which didn’t really seem like a problem that we, as a society, really worried about.”

This sounds like it’s at least intended to be a sort of gateway or pilot product for fully autonomous vehicles. Something like an airport shuttle bus that only has to do a short, regular route at fairly low speeds but for the lowest possible TCO sounds like a plausible use case for a first-gen production AV,…