I almost always send single texts with multiple sentences vs separate texts for each sentence. Maybe this makes me an old, but I prefer receiving texts this way as well. I hate hearing my phone sound off three different alerts for what is essentially one text/thought from a friend. I feel the long text with proper…

He had two choices.

I feel like even if you explained to Trump that holding the RNC as planned in Charlotte could potentially decapitate the Republican party weeks before Election Day, as party leaders, elected officials, political consultants, hardcore supporters, etc. gather from around the country in a single location in tightly…

Seriously? What lies has the president told about the coronavirus epidemic? Either she drunk deeply of the MAGA Kool-Aid and actually believes that the president is someone who tells the truth (he isn’t!), or she was really banking on catching Sanders off guard. It is a truth universally acknowledged that a Trump in…

For the exception of Fox news and their affiliates, all of the rest of the news organizations represented there should just caucus before hand and pepper this stupid orange fucker with questions they need answers to? “Why is it a competition” was a great one to get the ball rolling. Let’s follow that up with “How much…

The conspiracy theory folks always fail when it comes to the DMV Test. How is it possible a worldwide conspiracy of millions of people could be kept under wraps when the Government is incapable of running the DMV properly? You can also use the post-office.

One of my FB friends posted it like 3 times, saying “they keep deleting it!” like that was some reasoning as to why it must be true. There’s a cover-up! They don’t want you to know what’s real! We better keep posting about it and talking about it so everyone can see it! Fight the system!

Hey hey hey, don’t lump this piece of shit in with Rick Moranis, Moranis is a freakin’ saint!

Show of hands...

If you had the personal email/phone number of your company’s CEO, someone who is one of the most powerful people in their entire industry, who could end your entire career without a second thought if you rubbed them the wrong way...would you contact them, for any reason?

Honestly, if things are so bad…

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

psychopaths don’t get nervous when they lie.

I would love to have the massive self confidence that it takes to lie so blatantly and then be so completely unrepentant when caught. Or maybe it’s self delusion. Either way, I bet on a day to day basis she has less anxiety and depression than I do.

Please let him die on Christmas Day.

I think Republican senators will gradually peel off and support it as Trump does more of this bullshit and continues to implode.

Twitch as an american company just very clearly presents the US’ skewed and schizophrenic view on sexuality (especially the evil female body)

I like to set my mirrors so they create a continuous picture from left to rear view to right, then if I need to look down the body of my car, I lean forward momentarily. You can’t do that with cameras.

The comments are SO weird to me. A wedding doesn’t have to be an EVENT. It can just be a happy celebration. The dinosaur didn’t steal the entire thing. Did people look at the Dino? Fuck yeah. But that doesn’t take anything away from two people promising to love each other.

i want to know what the gossip was that she “leaked”.

I hate my absurdly misnamed “Cadillac plan”. I fear the capriciousness of my employer that could fire me or just declare bankruptcy tomorrow and leave me without coverage.

I haven't had that level of "awareness" of my computer since the days of 30mb hard drives and 286's. Between windows updates, projects files, emails, etc; it's just not reasonable to have to worry about it. I have more important things to spend my time on.