… and you KNOW that old bastard has tricked them out with poison darts or something.

Maybe in the next one, he`ll just goof off on the internet until it`s time to book off work.
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well, it`s about time! I TOLD him to call his doctor if that lasted more than 4 hours, and that was a DECADE ago!

It`s really hard to find stuntmen who are all sillohuettey like that.

To be fair, Mr. Diesel has always had nothing but respect for the makers of the James Bond films, which have given him many hours of pleasure, except maybe for the bits with that goddamn redneck sheriff, i mean seriously, you can`t get the same guy to play Blofeld or Felix Leiter more than once, but sure, THAT asshole…

Dude, don`t use water as a metaphor when we`re talking about fire. It just makes you look like you`re not paying attention.

To be fair, in the original story, Òctopussy`is the name of a character`s actual pet octopus.
(though, y`know, I`m sure Fleming was sneaking a dirty joke past the censors)

Apparently GMF`s most valuable contribution to the film was annotating his script with details of the specific locations he`d written it around- all of which were viable filming locales. Saved the producers a huge amount of time and money- and meant that it ended up on screen more or less the way he wrote it.

Also, you can dance to the show`s fight music!

… and later on, you finally GOT the jokes and liked it even more!

That`s some next-level corporate synergy.

Goddesses, both. (although ultimately I ended up worshipping at The Church Of Emma Peel).

My love for Batgirl is pre-sexual.
Although, sure, she may later have helped jump-start puberty.

I was 2 years old… but the earliest existing picture of me is that 2-year-old kid wearing a Batman t-shirt.

There`s a big fight scene in one episode that`s shot in one sustained take so that everybody is running on and off camera, and the camera remains centered on the only characters who stay in one place: Chief O`Hara wrestling with a dwarf.

Sometimes you have to, like when your blind date gives you a suggestive wink and tells you her nickname is `Peggy`.

Bruce`s ability to play a character is underrated. I remember the weird shock of seeing him show up as the Elvis IMPERSONATOR in BUBBA-HO-TEP, and thinking `hey it`s Bruce Campbell!``- because by that point in the film, I`d totally accepted him AS `the REAL Elvis` .

To be fair, Connery spent some time as a boxer when he was younger, and looked a lot better than Moore in a fight scene.
But yeah, Bruce Lee does make a BIG difference; they actually brought Bruce in on the last Matt Helm film, THE WRECKING CREW, and suddenly even ol`Dean Martin is doing roundhouse kicks.
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Our standard question to all Canadian celebrities is "Have you ever met Don Cherry?"
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