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Craig Stephen Tower
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You don't even WANT to know what the acronym "SHAZAM!" means.

Jordan's playing Apollo Creed's son in the ROCKY spin-off CREED.
I think every actor in Hollywood's secretly saying to their agents "I want a franchise, but can I get a franchise I'm not embarassed by?"

Cujo Vs. Urkel?

Yeah, bringing Furiosa back isn't worth it if it means undoing her ultimate victory at the end.
Relax, people. George Miller's shown himself fully capable of creating new interesting characters.

Narratively a good idea… but will those pesky lawyers allow it?

Snail in a battle helmet.

"I Oughtta Kill You, Baby"
"One Tough Monkey"
"Christ, I'm A Sap!"

Andy Serkis is his biggest fan. (No joke; there's nothing that will make you respect a guy more than trying to follow in his footsteps).

CLASS OF 1999 actually IS the full-fledged sequel; to his credit, Mark Lester (who wrote and directed both) didn't just want to repeat the first film, so he just riffed on the basic idea of "violence in the school system".
Frankly, I wish MORE sequels tried stuff like that.

And the rumor is that Fuller's going to try an end run around HANNIBAL's tangled rights issues by going to MGM and getting them to let him do a mini-series based on SILENCE OF THE LAMBS.
(which might leave Hugh Dancy out in the cold, since Will Graham's not actually IN that book, although he is mentioned)

Although, to be fair, Mignola himself regards the original comic as a one-off.

Maybe if they were ACTUALLY animated in Mignola's style, like AMAZING SCREW-ON HEAD was.

They fight, and fight,
and fight,and fight,and fight,
fight fight fight
fight fight fight

That's why I only make INACCURATE Simpsons quotes, like "Hi-Giggiddy-Ho, neighborino!"

Bit of a space cowboy, too.

Walt apparently toyed with the idea of showing the guys who started the fire getting killed in the blaze, but was convinced that there was no way to get it past the censors.

Salem Saberhagen, to be precise.

Be fair; they're never given copies of the full script. It's just "here are your lines". How can an actor build a full characterization THAT way?

FUN FACT: there was a Broadway musical, NICK AND NORA, based on the characters, and they had to fire their Asta because, while he hit his marks and did his tricks perfectly, he was just TOO DAMN HAPPY.
Seriously, non-stopping tail-wagging and friendliness, even during the murdery bits.

…and possibly not even a real doctor!