Truly one of the unfunniest things ever written on Gawker.

Whatever. WVU is full of insufferable, subhuman cretins.

Everyone from PA knows that there's no such thing as "Pennsylvania." There's Pittsburgh, there's Philadelphia, and there's West Virginia.

+1 for DFW

Don't forget the great Steelers Super Bowl team with Troy Pupamalu, Hounds Ward, and Willie Barker.

He's been doing that kind of thing on Howard Stern since 2006... Nothing new or shocking here, although it is amusing.