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    Isn’t it great that you get to recycle your prediction from 2007-2008 when you were wrong and try again? 

    Well, I know exactly why she stood there for two hours. She called the cops and thought they’d come rolling up on a barbecue in two or three minutes. Or maybe five minutes, or surely ten minutes. Okay, maybe more than ten minutes but by then she’s stood there glowering for ten minutes already and she’ll lose face if…

    Take the entitlement of us white guys but the lack of confidence in handling it themselves and you get a woman who calls the cops or some authority figure all the time. Like you’re not seeing a lot of white dudes doing this (they will, sure, but its going to be mostly women) because they’re taught to deal with it…

    I have received calls for certain parks in CA from people like this all the time. I have had some of the most asinine reasons people are upset and want someone to do something about it.

    White women are the biggest tattle-tales on the planet. They will report your ass to your boss, your teacher, the cops in a nano-second. Anyone who has been in the work force more than a year understands this.

    I will be taking my charcoal grill down to this location in short order because screw this lady.

    “But because space is limited, roping off 25% of the seats for disadvantaged kids means that 25% of the current students will be forced to attend a different, likely worse performing school.

    I’ll give you a history of my bumper sticker usage:

    Rusty ‘90 Caprice in high school: bumper stickers for sure, because beater.
    Purple ‘98 Plymouth Voyager, also high school: bumper stickers were the only way to make it remotely fun

    Bumper stickers are like humor. 60% of people who think they’re funny are actually not funny at all. 39% of people are on a range of pretty funny to really funny. 1% are Brilliant, and it’s because they’re on a next level of understanding and perception about the world around them. Unfortunately, 90% of bumper sticker…

    I mean, sure, go ahead if you want people to tailgate you even more.

    I never had bumper stickers, but if I ever had a van I’d put two of them on there.
    Bumper sticker 1: If this van is a rockin’ ...
    Bumper sticker 2: There is probably a significant underlying mechanical problem.

    Bumper stickers are like tattoos. If they’re not for you, don’t get one. But if someone else wants one, that’s fine for them. With limits.

    They way I see it there are 2 forms of bumper stickers - memories and billboards of opinion.

    The only thing that you should put on your car’s paint is clear paint protection film of your choice.

    Bumper stickers are YouTube comments for Baby Boomers.

    This strikes me as a choice that Ford may find regrettable when gas prices climb back up. But I’d assume that Ford has put much more thought into this decision than I have.

    That’s a classification that has been outdated since 1989. There are developed countries (Western Europe, Canada, Japan, Australia, etc), developing countries (Brazil, China, Russia, South Africa, Mexico, etc) and underdeveloped countries (Sudan, Chad, Central African Republic, Haiti, etc).

    I understand the importance of reliability. If you’re spending large amounts of hard-earned money on something, you want it to do its job conveniently and consistently. However, it’s not the only metric for evaluating how good a car is. We enthusiasts lust after all kinds of cars with questionable reliability records!