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My Hero Zero
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Cars 5: Turn Left, then Turn Left Again

Oh my god, I was wrong.

John Wick 3: Wick's World?

So you're saying your dick ISN'T afraid of Americans?

[farts]

Like Charles Nelson Reilly gay?

Don't forget the massive exit bonus!

Is it coming from the Sweet Laurel Canyon?

And then turn it over with shitty "updates" and disqus problems every now and then.

But seriously folks, my roommate in one apartment had a girlfriend who would do a couple of lines and then clean up the whole place until it sparkled.

And now there's plenty of after market prescription drugs that will help you shit again after enjoying it!

…. what about labradoooor, man?

Shut up old man! You're not the boss of my chemist!

Ewwwwww………….

You're immune to Ambien?

I thought she was an overpriced coastal tourist suburb south of San Francisco!

If you're a cat, they let you get away with it!

More like the Napster of homeless shelter.

Nothing could possiblie go wrong!