Personally, Bill Clinton and the Telecom Act of 1996 fucked my career right in the keyster.

OW: The Magnum P.I. Years

I passed on getting my daughter the Ghost from Star Wars Rebels set two Christmases ago and now that it's out of manufacture the fucking thing is going for like $250. Lego nuts are weird.

THANKS OBAMA!

Yup. America loves rape tales.

Paul Lynde: Was it a Long Lance?

17 degrees to starboard.

I don't even OWN a Blacklist!

Whitelisted, and LOVING It!

At this point, who ISN'T?

I was going to drink beer, but then my wife had to go out of town for an emergency, so I'm taking my daughter to soccer!

Didja notice victims are always having stuff done to them?

TLDAbv.

"Wait! What if we ACTUALLY got a Computer to wear Tennis Shoes!"

I bet Goodwin's just freeing up time for that long anticipated Ed reunion nobody's hearing about.

They'll throw drones at each other.

And what about all those trips to the bathroom! This guy knows what I'm talking about!

Oh come on, don't sell yourself short. You'd be more like Dee from What's Happening doing standup.

Bat-Mite pegs 'em all.

It's funny because he doesn't have to settle with him.