Former Secretary of State Jim Baker?

well, Idiocracy is the easy one, but I'm whimsical so I'm going with Dead Snow for the Zombie Nazis … AKA West Virginians.

FAKE REVIEWS!! SAD!!

#FreeFallMilo

Oh, how terrible. Poor guy. 2: Well, Manimal does it [self upvote]

Well he drowns all the kids, so you can cuss a lot.

#ONealAlreadyDrainedEverything

"Don't ask me how the economy works!"

"I'll have what she's having!"

What about the Jays? I mean those birds are assholes.

STAY WOKE!!

More like Master Piece of shit!

How I Met Your Tauntaun

THERE'S my hydrospanner!

Would it help if they got out and pushed?

*Spike Lee angrily tweets how delicious a Spam Sandwich and a cold Bass is*

As long as it's not the She-Hulk rape that's in Old Man Logan

Right in the Saab.

I figured you'd be more of a Dagwood guy, since he can fit slightly more meat in his mouth.

Steve Martin in Shopgirl?