Turns out we're all in the Bad Place the whole time!

"Is it wrong that this comment turns me on?"

I might buy a new HD giant flat-screen TV at COSTCO to not watch this.

His hammer is his penis.

The Swede's had their fair share of Nazis. A whole regiment in fact.

He took the blue pill.

Letters? I sent a picture …..

SAD!

You pissed in a jar?

At this time of night?

They don't care. It's a box.

*If scratching persists for more than 4 hours, consult a physician*

Really….. WAY more?

That joke was a gas!

[glowers]

Chase Headley? {free} pass.

lets get a party [yawn] started. or whatevs.

I would die 4 Tix

This isn't a "plan" sorta outfit.

CEO of Dippin' Dots.