Gamera is really neat.

Is this the one where Jamie Gertz has alien next door or something?

It's still 2016 if you take into account all those illegally counted days from May and June.

I SAID GOOD GAY, SIR!

They're numbers are melting. Very unsuccessful!

"I bet you're wondering about this replacement head! Well that's a story for another time."

Well he's out of the hospital I think, but I don't know if this is a good omen….

You say that like he already HASN'T.

You mean old man Rum's kid?

When you someone tarkus.

Has anyone seen Chuck Berry? Hide him away.

73 years of happy marriage!

The Mercury 7 are all dead.

I;m sure Alex Jones is screaming about how John Glenn never went into space right now.

But they have over 1m Twitter followers!

I dunno, Mozart?

The AV Club

I'm too busy scraping Lemon Pledge off my calves.

Plus he works in marketing.

BUILD A WALL!