I'm thinking it's more like Infinite Jest at this point.

I hope he helped keep the Baylor football team away from her.

WRONG!!

The Country Category hates black people.

He will be shot in the face in Justice League for fun.

ABC Afterschool Special: Put Down the Land O' Lakes!

I feel you.

They never release on vinyl.

Unlike our pain, they're exclusive.

How to Train Your Dragon 3: John Oliver SLAYS Dragons in this clip!

Or wait for Reddit to give them some half decent ideas.

I don't even OWN a TV Show!

You seem fun.

"Your fan theories on Evangelion are YUGE @DeplorableTetso….YUGE!"

Mo Butter, Mo Better!

Well to be honest, I had a great conversation with a small business owner who is having a real hard time finding entry level workers because special little snowflakes are too busy protesting for $15 minimum wage rather than working a job where you have to lift heavy things for $15 an hour.

And talking to people, ugh. Am I right?

Well, I think HR fired her because she only made out with a host rather full on fuck one.

You leveled up to fly them in Tie Fighter

Never go full Jar-Jar, dude.