He went to the Apple store to try out the new iWatch/Apple Watch.

He burnt his mouth on the coffee because he drank it “before it was cool”.

I would like to point out, I checked and it's not April 1st yet.

Yes i agree.....there is almost nothing in them...the retailors are making a massive profit....a big con

theres always a shallow end of the gene pool mi amigo

I just went and looked and now I am sad for the future of humanity......

i know from kates postings shes not that dumb, but remind me how many people follow kanye on twitter?

this was almost what got posted

I think you're mistaken, that thing there is just to hide man boobs caused by steroids abuse.

Awesome trolling. I love how fun and lighthearted it was. The brother guessed it (I love his pleas for help understanding HOW his brother got so good, while admitting: wow, he's just so much better than me, instead of some trite accusations of hacking), but was cool about it, which made laughing about it so much more…

Dude! I perform 5 to 10 colonoscopies a day! That is shitty job (literally), but that iphone thingy sucks moar.

Any child conceived in that van is doomed to be a serial killer.

You know, I'm glad the people behind the dildo are finally making it open source since I was thinking to myself, "This is bullshit, I should be able to hack my sex toys as I see fit, enough of this walled garden nonsense". If I want to program my dildo to help me stir pasta in between uses to free an extra hand while…

1. It's on CW, which is a broadcast TV network.

No no no. It's your fault. Your not using it the way Apple told you to use it. Honestly, if you're not going to follow instructions maybe you don't deserve to have an iMac.

For some people, yes, since Apple does not allow you to adjust the height of their iMac's or displays. However, I personally don't find any monitors adjustable to the height that I require so I always end up putting them on the stand or 3rd party arms or whatnot.

jeez why can't they do something patriotic like fuck with N. Koreas Internet and leak their sensitive information

Well I'd suspect that since this is talking about men marrying women, men making the choice to not get married then that's half the problem. A woman has a choice but can't choose for the man so if the men aren't choosing to get married then that will have an effect on marriage rates no matter what choices the women…

I found it fairly misandric, actually.

I blame MARRIAGE for "Marriage Decline"... trust me, I speak from experience.