Scorpion Man! You are going to need to change your name to something like John Johnson or Brett Black or something like that, but totally worth it.

This is gizmodo if you want a fair technically competent review you have come to the single worst spot in the entire internet for that.

Actually paedophiles deserve to die, mass murderers deserve to die, there are a number of evils that do not require half measures. When you see evil annihilation is the exact appropriate response.

You have to respect peoples right to be wrong, especially any and all followers of religion, its not their fault they are mentally handicapped. Dont pick on the stupid people ;)

This is Apple Pays our bills dot com, everyone calm down, there are lots of Apple based botnets, Limer is a professional troll, you just have to see the horrific music he subjects upon us. Don't worry, much like any malware you do have to download it, and execute it, its not like its some browser drive by on some word…

Not murder, education of the deranged through a more extreme methodology. As far as I am concerned, religion is one of the final great evils that prevents us as a species from being considered civilised. #IMHO

IF they did, then we go kill the child in front of them, and say something like the lord told me to do it.

I agree just because someone has no respect for themselves, and has become so obese they are an inconvenience to others, a liability in emergencies and a tax burned to health care systems, is no reason not to respect them.... oh wait...

It depends on why they switched if they switched for technically informed reasons, then sure, if they pulled a sheeple, then I know they are probably retarded.

I don't know, this is very unkind to fucktards, I mean honestly twitter and instagram are the hipster and douchelord staples. I think we should start a collection for them, or let them loiter in coffee shops a little longer.

Actually Apple is a Patent Troll of note, with a long proud history of beating people over the head with patents who dare sell more or better products than apple. Dont mess with tradition.

Judging by the picture the guy who rapes us with bad hipster music regularly did not realise that this has been the norm for 100 plus years all over the world in poor regions, he should come visit South Africa, he could see a wild and long list of variation on the trash converted theme, well most of the African…

I wonder how much the Snapchat punt on gizmodo cost.... Anyone got any idea what paid bias sells for these days, I have a huge budget for such things.

An Ipad Mini is not a respectable gift for a real geek. For a poser, or a hipster or someone who claims to be creative, but no technically skilled person would want that shit, not ever.

I put out 950 TB of data a day, what term would say better fits?

Should I have mentioned Ukraine in-between also filled with white girls? and separately:

It's belarussian, you know near the Caucus mountains where the term caucasian comes from?

No I am pretty sure there is a finite number of a Disingenuous people with narasistic PD's

This is so awesome, less hipsters and wannabe photographer fucktards littering the internet with thier shite. Burn it all, burn them all :)

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