You know who was known as a famous joke thief in comedian circles? Robin Williams. One of the things about being in any kind of creative circle is that everyone kind of influences each other. C.S. Lewis and J. R. R. Tolkein were known to be good friends. Is it a coincidence that they both wrote similar and extensive…

i legit went ‘oh she’s older than i am? i thought we were the same age.’

Okay.

Remember when we were all still rooting for Lindsay? Yeah, I'm glad that's over.

Do chickens have large talons?

I hate this mouth-slightly-open nonsense. Does anyone ever really naturally pose like that? I want to ask her, politely, to close her pie hole.

Explain this to me. Explain this to me right now.

I’m not sure if the fact that he’s slightly insane makes me more attracted to him, or makes me realize that I totally don’t mind and have a bit of a problem.

I love Shia so much.

It's not your fault.

Oh, okay. This post was meant for early 20-somethings. I get it now. I am 40+ and Tinder is all about rape or surrogacy or drugs at my age apparently. I have never felt older IN MY LIFE.

Because the value of the conspiracy theory is that it grants them the excuse to continue going about their lives as they wish, without having to examine or change anything about what they believe or want.

They do it because the alternative is accepting that the world is a random place that doesn’t give a crap about humans, and where no one ever really has any control over what might happen to them next, not even if they are a good person who loves their kids and never wronged anybody.

Car accidents scare the hell out of me, and those photos scared the hell out of me.

I mean that’s one of the fonts of conspiracy theory: people can’t believe terrible things happen in the universe from random events or individual actors, so they have to invent shadowy hierarchies of order to prove the universe isn’t disordered and indifferent.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

I would like to believe that Sandy Hook was so awful people can’t fathom that it was possible. But unfortunately truthers can’t believe that it happened because they are despicable.

And the saddest thing? It didn’t stop her fella from cheating on her... sometimes beautiful people are just like real people.

Bisexuality is a thing.