trips over nothing

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

As someone who both drives and bikes through the streets of Chicago, I wish driving tests included a 15 minute bike ride in the city. Sometimes a little perspective can go a long way.

Why is it so hard to find video of him throwing out the first pitch for a past game (from the picture above)? Fucking MLB..

Wait to go out on a limb with that “He’s not Messi” take.

It’s amazing how perfect the match between player and situation is for him. He’s getting solid minutes at the highest levels of competition, on a creative team that’s putting him in position to grow as a player while still contending. I’m not sure there’s another team anywhere in the world that would be better for him.

This. Please stay with Dortmund for 2-3 more years. Reus and Schurrle are either hurt or inconsistent, Dembele and Pulisic up top with Auba, backed by some additional youth stars... perfect for growth.

Pulisic is the future and the present of the USMNT. Which is why it is so crucial that he not make a hasty move to a team like Real, Barca or god forbid Chelsea. He is in the perfect place to succeed right now and I really hope he waits a few years before he tries to move on.

I’ll accept a retirement tour in of duty in the MLS in about 12-15 years.

Pulisic already has more Champions League appearances than Donovan.

alternate rule: angel hernandez stops being an umpire.

New rule: Umpires get zero. You get zero ejections a year where you get to send somebody packing for saying some wild shit to you. You can still eject a pitcher for headhunting, and if a player is delaying the game and continues to jaw after a warning, then you can toss him, but no more pretending you’re the big…

I was always told not to feed dogs people food.

There have been a number of players in recent years who have broken in to the national team who were playing outside Italy. Graziano Pelle went from non-entity to a starter for the Azzurri on the strength of his play with Feyenoord and Southampton. Marco Verratti’s on 19 caps and he has never played a match in Serie…

A South African should really know to keep those two things apart. He id

Let’s not throw stones. Who among us hasn’t overcooked it in that exact tunnel multiple times?

It’s the Yankee way. Nobody loved trim more than Jeter.

In an effort to make the best out of a bad situation, Frazier decided to donate his hair to Locks of Love, who politely declined the gesture because, in their words, “Ew, red....”

I think the thing I like about the “headlights” is that they don’t look like head lights. They look like air scoops that have headlights in there if you look closely. LEDs and their small size means the designs can push boundaries and headlights are no longer necessitated as a design staple. You can incorporate lights…

Trump can’t grow a beard