Lame.

@SajalaNuddletits: Look closer...they're making the female guards put them in. Disgusting on so many levels.

@SterlingCrispinus: The earliest known photo is from 1825.

How many times in your life have you needed a tow truck? I think I've needed one 3 times in 30 years of driving, so if I paid for an AAA membership just for the sake of the free tow I'd have paid $480 a tow at today's membership rate. While there are times that AAA membership does come in handy (long trips in new…

Um, unless that first photo is of a book sitting on the wing of a Cessna then it's being moved from a "plain white background," not a "plane white background."

My trick is to make sure I'm always standing next to someone older, less attractive, and heavier than me.

Microsoft Multimedia Keyboard Pro - perfect feel to the keys if you ask me.

@marc_with_a_c: Happiness is not getting what you want, it's wanting what you get. Corny but true.

@Pandaschreck:

(Sigh. That would have been a lot funnier if I had paid attention and put "Thunderbird with Lightning" instead.)

Thunderbird and lightning; very, very frightening, me. Galileo.

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Magazines make their money off ad sales, not magazine sales. The only negative to a service like this, as far as the magazines are concerned, is that they have no way to track the number of readers so they can report back to advertisers and increase what they charge for the ads.

There's nothing safer than the Papillon method.

Porn-free and proud of it.

@caedus: The update installed without any problems on my ZiPhone-jailbroken iPhone.

I already upgraded my 2G iPhone to the new firmware and one of the first apps I downloaded was SplashID. I've already synched my Palm data to the iPhone version. Current users should note that while you do have to pay $9.99 for the iPhone app, the iPhone desktop version will work with your current registration code.

@rainwalker: I own a Mac, an iPod, and an iPhone and never use CoverFlow for anything other than to demonstrate how cool it looks to others. Other than that it's worthless.

Oh, and I'd rather have a phone conversation with someone than an email exchange any day.

Not having to read Arrington's opinions is higher on my priority list than getting rid of voicemail (in which case I'd never hear from most of my non-techie friends).