I unfortunately, have a brother-in-law who thinks that way. He’s a prototypical Trump voter, angry middle-aged white male with only a HS diploma and a lot of guns. ‘Merica!

As an alaskan who watched them IMPORT SNOW into anchorage for the Fur Rendevous and the Iditarod kick off i need to know where the lotion is, so i can get my hands soft before i slap a bitch.

Oh how I wish I could laugh, but it’s too fucking depressing.

El Nino died of a drug overdose in 1997.

Let me introduce you to a word that 3 year olds know.

“Some”.

They’re some of the last surviving members of a community of trees that were once widespread across Gondwana.