Beyonce doesn’t deserve better treatment than anyone else.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

“Shut up, nerd.”

You will see a beautiful forest landscape....

I thought it was more a “Bushes Baked Beans” type of thing.

I am really surprised that there aren’t more boycotts/ protests/ strikes from the athletes being sent to this dangerous situation. I completely understand how massive it is to train for this and have the chance to compete, but damn if this doesn’t sound like some life threatening danger.

This is ridiculous. Small local triathlons are required to prove the safety of the water before races and will cancel the race or the swim portion if the water isn’t safe. But, hey, let’s skip that step for the Olympics, no big whoop.

Y’know those evil Cardinals managed to build a shiny new ballpark without taxpayer funding, just sayin’.

Meanwhile in Arizona, the Dbacks are bitching for a new stadium because their retractable roof is too expensive to maintain.

Maybe our politicians should negotiate for low, competitive prices for our medicine and services. Rather than accepting legal bribes from the industry to fund their obscene campaigns and opulent lifestyles.

Thank you. So many people on this site are quick to throw rape victims under the bus if they’re accusing someone on the left because they want their world view to remain intact. Thing is, it doesn’t have to fall apart just because one leader commits a crime. There are shitty people in every political movement, so why…

I think Rey and cousin Billy from There Goes the Motherhood should either have their own spinoff roadtrip show or they should both be removed from the earth without explanation. Either one is fine with me!

Don’t break my fourth wall!

At least it was a white lie.

This makes me sad on so many levels. I’m not a curmudgeon that hates social media, but damn, what are doing?!?!

Snake oil doesn’t actually do anything for you. Now what you really want are these narwhal tears I just happen to have.

Is Boo-Tea made from powdered ghosts?

Either Yoko’s tweets are becoming steadily more lucid, or I am slowly losing my mind.

When I got knocked up all I got was a baby, and this bitch is birthing whole planets.

Naturally they edited it without noting said edits. Sigh. The headline originally read that he broadcast “his wife’s birth”.