Here is an actual pic of Flannery:

Sounds like the author of this piece is not down with the clown.

In college, my boyfriend cheated on me with this girl, we all lived in the same dorm, and she paraded around saying and doing things in front of me that really should have clued me in but I just wasn't a jealous person in general and assumed that if my boyfriend of three months wanted to have sex with someone else he…

These customers remind me of the dumbest person I ever had walk through the doors of the Borders I managed after college.

She probably thought you were the crazy one for never seeing anchovies on a Caesar salad before.....