“Poundouston” flows a little better but makes equally less sense. 

“As unbearable as Patriots fans can be, Steelers fans who bleat out “COUNT DA RINGS” as an instinctual defense to any perceived affront to anything that does or does not relate to football can now be reminded that their daddy Tom Brady has as many as their franchise does.”

So, when does the super bowl start?

It wouldn’t be a proper OregonTrail story without a mention if dysentery

It wouldn’t be a proper OregonTrail story without a mention if dysentery

Haisley is probably a person who also tells fans of professional wrestling that it’s fake

The Diablo franchise is probably one of my favorite game franchises. While I would prefer a new game,  with me getting older (turning 32), getting married, and overall just having more responsibilities than I did 20, 10, hell even 5 years ago, this is perfect for me. I just don’t game like I used to and find myself ju…

Ya know how people look when they kinda suck in their gut? Like really try to suck it in as hard as they can? That’s when Ben Affleck looks like here. 

Was kinda confused and excited are first. Reading the title, I thought my hometown in Missouri got a new keeper which was making no sense seeing how that doesn’t have a team. Pretty sure they don’t know what soccer is either.

Not a Pittsburgh or Pennsylvania native or Steelers fan, but a former resident if Pittsburgh. I’ll go ahead and give the Pittsburgh rebuttal. “Six Super Bowls!” Now all your points are moot.

Why build it on a toxic waste site in Miami, where they probably won’t even care for soccer, when they can build it here in St Louis. It’s practically the same thing and, from what I read, we like soccer here.

Instead, they should just skip this year entirety and focus on actually making a good game. 

“NOTE: The Cardinals and the Cubs are supposedly rivals but no one outside of St. Louis gives half a shit”

I thought Pittsburgh was worse. Did you know they’ve won so Superbowls. They’ll let you know either way, even when you’re talking or agruing about stuff not related to football or sports in general. I’m also pretty sure all the peoole there’s wardrobe is just black and yellow or a shirt with Steelers on it. 

Is there a tank like class that can go to the front line and spin around in a circle, sucking people in like a cyclone and using another spinning, lariat attack damaging multiple enemies at once and also has a very high damaging spinning, head smashing in the ground attack? I guess I want Zangief. Is there a class…

I hope that this celebration doesn’t lead to the league taking celebrations away again

I dunno if this translates, but I had to take a contracts class in my engineering school and “shall” was the word that meant you had to do something. “Should” was more like they want you to do something but you don’t have to.

I guess I don’t get the io9 reference

I’ll bite, even feel like there’s no correct answer for you and realize that you’re only really trying to get a rise out of people, but here it goes.

Me too. That game never gets any love, and I love that game.

I’m in favor of the guy who got these kinds fouls called on just knocking the shit or slamming the fuck out of the guy who got “fouled.” Ya sure, you’ll get kicked out of the game or the league, but with any luck the guy who got fouled might stop this kind of play......(either by fear or him being super injured)