John Kerry was in 4th place on the eve of Iowa ‘04. The media loves conflict, not a coasting frontrunner. So please, let’s dispense with contrived, conspiratorial excuses and try to understand other voters’ motives without judgment.

But did it dunk that Oreo before it ate it?

Did these guys *know* how achingly cool they were? Or were they so cool, they didn't notice?

Wait, how did you know that?! -Jeff

Maybe for an E30. But these new E36's are all plastic and will never last. CP.

Overheard on a conference call, Spring 2016:

>When the BMW dealership...

Hopefully no one gave *two* shits about this feature.

If this Jeep doesn't have its own Twitter account by now, I don't understand the internet.

I thought FFZ to FFS.

>85 percent of drivers know that it is a risky maneuver

>hear the turbocharger spooling up when you mash the throttle

The violins drive more than the car. Suspect.

If you rearrange the letters in “Barkevious Mingo” and “Jacob Martin,” I'm pretty sure you get “Jadeveon Clowney.”

Thor's Hammer & Sickle

Welp, there goes my underwear.

Glad his wife talked him into something that passes the 1914 front overlap test.

You’re making everyone else’s point for them. Probably because you’re a good person who fundamentally agrees.

Aaron and AEB do not discriminate on the basis of sexual preference.