It's necessary because it's the law.

This was an actual early-2000's Volkswagen commercial.

High time one got burnt by a Christian.

Fenech wasn't even Upton ogood.

Voltage Always Goofy

Vaporwhere

“Meet the Chevrolet Corvette Bluewing ESV!” -GM.

1) Kill the zombie myth: sub-prime mortgages did not cause the Great Recession. https://fortune.com/2015/06/17/subprime-mortgage-recession/

Sadly, every ship’s mate has sailed.

It is completely disingenuous for #TeamDriveThru to make this a binary choice.

I have two small children. They’ve never been to a drive-thru. Both are safe and well fed, as are Mom and Dad.

Great, now Russia is training its comment bots on Jalopnik.

Your “the right way” is subjective, meaningless, and at odds with the express point of representative government. Which is doing whatever makes the electorate “happy,” regardless of your opinion of its average body weight and intellect.

1) There is no such thing as “The Feds.” There are three co-equal branches of government, each comprised of individuals elected or appointed by various constituencies.

Someone takes the Feds to court over everything. You have a needlessly conspiratorial view of how laws and regulations get made.

The only thing more tedious than a condescending pedant is a slippery one. Trying doing the most cursory reading on college cost increases (hint: they’re driven by state aid cuts, not low-interest lending). Then go back to the question of whether Article 1, Section 2, Clause 3 (the three-fifths compromise) indicates…

“Private rights will be more secure under the Guardianship of the General Government than under the State Governments.” -also James Madison

I wish all Trump supporters the earthly happiness that lets them respect and enjoy other cultures. Hopefully your self-satisfaction fades enough to let in the same!

He’s a great dealmaker but can’t make any deals.

Congratulations, you’ve bought the most tired, transparently false trope in modern American politics.